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20 Jiu Jitsu Commandments
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biggrin 20 commandments evileye

1-   Thou shalt not stall.
2-   Thou shalt not wimp out.
3-   Thou shalt not skip practice for silly reasons.
4-   Thou shalt not drink alcohol excessively.
5-   Thou shalt not partake in excessive slamming.
6-   Thou shalt not wear stinky gis or neglect your higiene.
7-   Thou shalt not whine about refereeing.
8-   Thou shalt not be a “creonte” – respect your master and gym.
9-   Thou shalt not heed orders that go against your values.
10- Thou shalt not be rude during training.
11-  Thou shalt not make a trophy of your mangled ear.
12-  Thou shalt not succumb to cupcakes, candy bars and the likes.
13-  Thou shalt not show off – be discreet. After all, the more exposed you are, the greater the target.
14-  Thou shalt not talk too much smack nor cause discord between training partners.
15-  Thou shalt not take cheap shots.
16-  Thou shalt not take Steven Segal films seriously.
17-  Thou shalt not count advantage points.
18-  Thou shalt not delay in letting go of your opponent when he taps.
19-  Thou shalt not take the stress of life out on training partners.
20-  Thou shalt not steal training partners’ flip-flops.



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