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Be very careful when rolling with Mike "Brazilian Tapper" Bourque!

First off, he hit me with a ridgehand across the nose.  I am black and blue and swollen now. 

Then while rolling he attempted an armbar.  He obviously needs to lift more weights because he had no chance of finishing it.

He intelligently transitioned to a bicep cutter (this is where he got shady).

I put on a toe hold at which point he screamed (verbal submission).  Mind you, this was a very high "ahhhhhhhh" not a manly "alright" or "you got me".

So, after the "ahhhhhhhhhh"  I let go quickly at which point Mike tries to rip my arm off.

Shady-shady-shady!

Mike claims that it was small joint manipulation, haha!

Best part, Will watched the entire thing and witnessed the "Legit" toe hold.

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You are warning us now? Is this the first time you've rolled with him?

I guess my only real question is if he is more sketchy or more shady? I think he is 64% sketchy and 36% shady.

Also word has it he loves hard warm-ups and is real comfortable getting stacked.

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It's just the first time he attacked me after I let him go.......Like a caged animal!

by the way, his shrill may have cracked some windows at the gym. It also made dogs bark from all the way on Kinsley Street!

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Haha! This is too good. I wish I had been there.

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Hahaha too funny

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So here it is! I knew John would try to difuse this before the word got out around the gym about "the armbar" It was the last roll of the day and John was obviously tired and a bit bloody, something about a ridgehand, I don't know I didn't see it, he claims I hit him in the face, but "things" happen when rolling. I jumped his open guard right to mount, I couldn't believe it, John's look of disgust told it all. John quickly turned to his side and tried to shrimp out from the mount, but I saw it coming and secured side control, for some reason John stayed on his side, probably cause he was looking to turtle up like he always does, but before he could I flat spinned around hooking the arm and stepping up for the cleanest armbar you could imagine. John defended nicely but I could tell he was scared by the way he was shaking and shifting all around, his perfect record against me was about to go down. During one of his attempts to rock up to a sitting position I slapped on a nasty bicep cutter, it was on, and John was panicking (by the way I have been ripping off bicep cutters all over the place lately just ask Dennis, Orto, or Kyle). Then John did the unthinkable--- he actually tried to escape the position by bending back my two baby toes, his so called "toe hold" was literally a toe hold. This cowardly act so enraged me that I let forth with a huge burst of energy yelling out in victory as I finished "the armbar".

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Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is so much to laugh at in that post but above all is the thought of you flat spinning into a submission.

Oh, and you getting full mount. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sounds like a super fight is in order for this saturdays in house.

Also it was pretty awesome that Mike called out Dennis, Orto, and Kyle.


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Why wait till Saturday. My ring is outside

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just to stir the pot a little.....but is it just me or did it seem like Bourquey just called out Dennnis, Orto, and Kyle in his last post. My interpretation of that statement is he has been ripping bicep cutters against all three of them successfully. Due to my limited knowledge of jits I may be wrong but dont you have to actually attempt the armbar first in order to get to the bicep cutter?? and if thats true I dont see Bourquey slapping armbars on Dennis, Orto, or Kyle. Sorry Flack to basically reiterate your post but I did not just read it until now....so I guess I am not the only one who sees the "call-out".Tiss Tiss young grasshopper

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So last night I'm playing king of the guard. Sully is in my guard and is doing an extremely good job of controlling my arm under my body. I'm guessing his grips were going after about 2 minutes because he attempted a spinning pass as though he would land in reverse mount.

In the process, he kicked me in the face. I now look like I'm the lead singer for Blood Polution.

"We are not a cover band, we're a tribute band!"

Go Steel Dragon!

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HAHA! I cant believe it took me this long to get on here. I can wait for monday night, I hope mike doesnt really come at me.

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It was like my second day at GBNH and Mike gave me a nice up kick which almost broke my nose. I was like damn, this place is awesome!

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Mike has indeed tried an illegal bicep cutter on me (in the GI), but it wasn't successfull.  Mike you are better than that.  You don't have to resort to cheap ass, sketchy or shady, illegal submission attempts.  Maybe just work on your armbar technique so you won't have to use the cutter.

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Hahaha, this place is great!

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I got the same hair band member looking left eye today that John had.. except I think it was from an elbow from Mike B. in an attempt to stun me as he passed. It worked.

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Haha! Your eye was blowing up right away. Mike calls that the stunner!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

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My bad for not answering with a rib strike right away...

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I gave him plenty of rib shots for ya today

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A crime happened today at GBNH!



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Mike looked like someone shot him, but there was no gun around. There was only two sounds.......Orto hitting Mike........Mike hitting the canvas!

I think they settled outside of court. When Orto makes it big, he will thank Mike for helping him get there.

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Mike use the ridgehand! THE RIDGEHAND!!!! Then a heel hook!



You guys all thought I was gonna say a bicep cutter.

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Haha nice

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